ever see the real little pinky.....its all bag...................the adventures on tower road never end....must be sommin in the water............

ummmmmmmmmm..................cant think of another way to start this besides .................I SEEN PINKY'S "LITTLE PINKY" LAST NIGHT..................ummm is it normal to have a humongus, like 10 times the size of yr pecker, bag.........cause when he hauled it out all i seen was bag but the pecker was there too just looked like a tic tak with all the bag exposed........................(as i shudder) (ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww) pinky bag not sommin i want to see drunk or sober or lets just sayt ever in my life............now im scared for life..............ok so im gonna eventually send the link to this page to his brother david............aka ..........wayne................pause a moment to ask davie a question..............r u all bag too?.....................like does it run in the family?...................
so anyways the power went out last night and that when it all started cause what else is someone from tower road gonna do during a blackout .... the same thing they do every night DRINK so the man comes and gets me and we head our way over to "god's country" with all the liquor he had and started to drinkthen i heard a line only a birch grover or tower roader would think of .... as the lights start to come back on they (joey and chris) say like almost together i wish the power wasnt back on so we can drink in the dark and also that when we get back we should hook up the x-box and light all the candles.........and a coleman lantern.....come on guys lets try to stay away from the tower road stereotyping....................cause the first thought that came to mind was there is so definitely sommin in the water out here...................
ok so we watched lion king 1 1/2 and at theres a game like who wants to be a millionaire but its like loin king questions and the whole while the movie was playin we're drinkin so imagine our dissapointment whenwe dont win the 1,000,000,000 grubs or whatever casue we cant agree on answers and couldnt get the last question well we did once and chris had the controler and he was next happy clickinb and we never got to see what happens when ya win....really though its a kids game like 2yrs and up im sure and we couldnt get it ages in the house ranging from 21 to 24..............umm thank god i never had any of the water..........................and i kept givin the right answers but noone would listen to me ..... right mary.......................
after a bit we heard the dogs barkin and the door swings open and there stands............(right right) ........ "god's gift to women" ............ mr. paul pink.................or better know as pinky really though gods gift to women.................can someone show the guy a mirror.......................................