does anyone have a fridge box they can lend me for a few months?............lol................

well i could go onto great detail about what that heading is all about like as in personal stuff but i dont feel that everyone reading this blog can handle my life and whats happened in it and why such a heading can and does play a huge part in my adult life and how it will affect me in my years of struggle ahead of me...................someday ill take this web page to a deeper level but as for now im only gonna keep it at a funny one im not ready for my fellow readers to well not so much pry but get a glimpce into my life at such a level as that ok ok ok so to make a long story short................the header of this blog plays a deeper level of consciosness in my life than i am about to tell you but someday my friends i will let you know how fucked up my life is at a personal level but for now ill keep it at the funny outer shell level that you are so accustom to reading about...................now onto my weekend adventures
friday nite was as they say the party night but i had other things on my mind besides the dozen of beer that stood in my fridge getting colder and colder for me ................ it was my leaving my apt party and what a party it turned out to be i invited well sentout an email letting everyone and their dogs they were invited and a measily 9 ppl showed up well all the ones that matter anyways...................i even hada beer bong to experiment with and well we had a video cam there taping my whole experience with it...........i had one sip go down my throat and the rest in the tub and on my friends ... the famous words of that night was that burns the eyes....quote from tanya as she whips the beer from her stinging eyes....................lololol it went in the mouth and dowen the tub drain .... really though how the fuck do you use those things....lolol.................someday when im a ragin alcoholic ill be a pro but as for now while im still a closet alcoholic...aka social drinker ill kep to the top of the bottle action for me..........that sounded perverted...lol ... top of the bottle action.....mmm....mmm.... beer bottle porn.....do ya think it would sell?.......................so yeah i thought i was gonna be crying the whole night but all i kept thinking was damn it i cant wait till the hard part...moving all this shit into a truck and luging it into another house was over i had some good times in that place for sure and im gonna miss it like a mother fucker but ahhh the weight lifted off my shoulders about the whole rent thing was the best thing that has happened to me in a while.....present company excluded of course...;).......(sappy b-friend shit).......
i think that everyone should and has to have a room mate untill they get married or whatever and well thats like having a roommate too right.....except in that case yr sleeping with them instead of just partying and 1/2ing the bills with the other person and oh yeah there's make-up sex after the fight instead of just a hug and im sorry...lol....;)............good times good times.....i think that might come sooner then later for me at this point in my life but im ready though.................almost 25 i aint gettin any younger..............
so yeah on to the funny stuff........lets just put them in point form.................

1: (me talking to chris)........ok so when we get back from the bar ill dump the whole tube fish+water and all an top of you in the tub so you can swim with the fishy .... sound good?............(you have to read a previous blog to understand that one)
2: (maurice) to get any woman you want just slip em a red rev officail sponser for the date rape drug...............
3: did you know you have a flower in yr hat...umm its an unbrella ... well whatever it is ts ugly and you should take it out...........
4: i wish i werent the only guy here i feel out numbered......so do ya wanna talk about titties and snatches instead?
5: omg that burns the eyes....tanya right after she got sprayed with the beer bong..........
6: is chris ok with you touching james grey's ass like that?...........(whisper whisper) .............. (me) of course its like touching a gay guy thats not outta the closet yet.............lol...............j/k james i love ya for sure...........
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