this is the new version of the 3 little pigs......by chris mackinnon

Hey bubbies......I got a little story for ya.......Here goes............

Once upon a time there was 850 little pigs. These were nice little piggies that love to play in their own poop. One day the big old mean piggy named Bernie told all the happy little piggies that they weren't allowed to play in poop any more that had to play in his. All the little piggies were all upset cause they only liked to play in their own poop with their little piggie kiddies. Then the big bad bernie piggie said that if they all didn't play in his poopie then they weren't allowed to play in their own any more. So mean old bernie made up lots of lies and told the little piggies all kinds of stuff to make them believe they were never going to play in their own poop again. So one day , a little sneaky piggie found out that big old mean bernie was just telling us those lies so all the little piggies would play in his poop instead of theirs. So the piggies just had to play in big bad bernies just for a few days and then they could play in there own for a long long time.

The moral of the story is: Don't play in someone else's poop when you can roll around in your own. And never trust a big bad piggie.

my boyfriend is whacked............