the nb zoo......ooh...oooh...oooooooooooooh!!!!!!

me mike sean and chris decide to wind er down the day after the concert and we got ot the zoo...crazy day that was first off we start to take pics and the damn batteries die in the digi..what a piss off.....but anyways......we see some pretty crazy stuff but the funniest thing im ever gonna see in my life was when we get in the monkey hut thing...tehr was 4 seperate cages and they went nuts it was so funny they were so cute..........one set was like a mom dad and baby monkey to shich one of teh parent ones was holding his hand up to his eye like we would if we wanted to see through a window that had glare on it...omg i laughed so hard and the baby monkey in there went nuts bouncin off the walls the other 2 cages were pretty quiet but the guy in the last room was a riot he was sittin close to the window and had his arms crosse over each other and i touch the glass with an open hand and he smaks the glass and scares the crap outta me like crazy so i put my hand up again and he does it again to me and sean and chris but each time i did it he scared me like the sound of his hand hitting the glass scares me enuff to make me jump back and laugh histarically which make the other monkies bounce around their cages...so the attendand guy comes to feed em and open the cages to let them out the outside part and the same monkey that was scarin me goes outside and is swingin on a rope side to side its so cute thenhe stops to take a poop that he grabs from his bum and eats... ewww...but funny then he turns his head and makes this ooh ooh ooooh noise and then he goes ooh oooh ooooh ooooooooooooooooooooooooooh the last one long and loud then goes softer and softer like this......oh ooh oooh ooooooooooooooooooh oooh ooh oh.....its the funniest noise ever so i had to call chris's friend, joey, to let him hear it and he roars and i tell him about him poopin and he was like "be careful man they will throw it at ya"...and we proceed through the park and my friend mike cant get enuff of the monkey so we go back wif him and listen some more and feed him some yellow weeds and thenh of to the lions ...... and jaguar........the jag is in the middle of eatin so when we get clsoe he was all hissin at us and baring his huge teeth....scary shit....he had such beautiful furr too.....nice and perfect like and all shinny.......the lions were about to be feed to and the guy puts it up on a post and the boy one comes out jumps super high and eats it like its a piece of soft ham rippin into the bones (crunch crunch) then we went home to get ready for the strippers that night.........and what a night it was.............next post is fer the rippers...