......ALL THE WHILST NOT KNOWING THAT IT WAS MR CLEAN BATHROOM

yeah so friday night
------got a telephone call round 8ish and it was my friend kiara calling (she woke me up...lololol) she asked if i was goig out and i responded like i usually do...(NO MONEY) and she , without hesitation , says ill pay for ya ..... well when ya have no money cause of VTO and its been like that for a while ya dont turn down offers like that.......so of course i accepted...(LOVE YA KIARA) ..... so i then dragged my sleepy carcus out of the bed and atarted to get ready all the while so excited i thought i was gonna pee.....well brent kiara and chris show up and of course my friend jason...and we all proceed to get on the drunk boat...and it never took us long.......i ghad 2 drinks and 3-4 beer in me b4 i even got into the bar...........so now we're in the bar and of course since im drunk i start to feel a little frisky....aka wanna touch boobies......and i see kiara's calling my name first the right then the left.......lolololol.....mmm kiara boobies........the night goes on and im chillin with everyone ... not to mention i ran into my friend jaybo...only the nicest person i've ever met .... and damn hot in drag.......(he's miovin to dartmouth in a few days so it was well worth the whole hang over the next day, for him being there alone) ...... i then start to have a hillarious convo with chris about his adventures with my "hairspray" IN THE BATHROOM.....HE,EARLIER, HAD A SHOWER AT MY APT AND LOOKING FOR SO\ME CAME ACROSS AN OLD TAME HAIRSPRAY BOTTLE AND STARTED TO SPRAY HIS HEAD ALL THE WHILST NOT KNOWING THAT IT WAS MR CLEAN BATHROOM....when he realised what it was he nonshallontly comes into my bedroom showes me the bottle and asks if it was hairspray i tell him nope its cleaner and he says ok well do ya have some and i tell him where to find some......he tried to cover it up but he ended up tellin me at the bar and i in turn told everyone at the table cause it was the funniest thing i'd heard in a while....wayto go chris.... then i decided to brace the croud and go pee and i come out to find kiara standing there in the flesh and i heard a small voice saying come bite me come bite me....so with out hesitation i bent my legs at the knees and proceeded towards her cratch and began to bite...........keep in mind i was drunk and hearing voices....WHAT WHAT?...COME ON NOW I KNOW YOU'VE BITTEN ONE OR TWO SNATCHES IN YR LIFE TOO....DONT KNOCK IT TILL YA TRY IT...........yadda yadda the night goes on ....then its morning and what a great morning it is...BEING HUNG OVER ROCKS........

happy valentines day......xoxxoxoxoxoxoxoxxoxo

did u ever get to the point in yr life where everything seems to fall into place....not just like the good things flyin yr way all the tme but ......when everything just feels right ...... like when ya know everything is gonna be different from then on...or at least yr point of view on things....well ive reached that point ...... in relationships that is ....... ive learned alot from guys for sure over my last 24 almost 25 yrs well not all dating years of course but u get the picture....here are some rules to follow and u should be good to go
1: never go out with a guy that has a girlfriend....and if u do make sure she's ugly and u can ge him from her then dump him....arm trophies r cool only for so long
2: if u get a guy by him leaving his current girlfriend to be with u without any cheating....well yr gonna loose him the same way......for sure...within the same amount of time he was with the girl he left for u
3: when or if a guy tells u he loves u in the 1st 2nd 3rd 4th or wait within 3 mos .... hes a possesive nut......do feel free to let him know
5: if yr in a relationship and u notice the guy paying less and less attention to u ....its OVER.....if he has already told u he loves u then he fell out of love with u....if he hasnt said the 3 worded dreadful sentence then hes stopped being interested but u still put out so he stays around buit will sooner then later dump ya for sure....so get on the ball and do it first
6: if you think yr man is gonna dump ya like u have a gut feeling.....well hes gonna do the deed within 2 weeks.......girls intuition.......never fails
7: when and or if you decide to sayi love you to yr man...ask yrself 1 simple question....has he said it to u...if not then shut yr mouthand wait for him
8: if yr man forgets yr b-day or any occasion for that matter GET RID OF HIM....it only gets worse...how would u like to get yr man a sweet ass gift for valentines day and he comes home from werk drunk late again and has no gift for ya...hmm pretty shity for sure....
9: if yr man keeps buggin you to have a 3some hes got a woman on the side and he wants to swindle her in the mix.....THE DIRTY BASTARD
10: never i mean NEVER........tell yr man that he has a small dick or that hes not doinsommin right...they never get over it and will eventually drive ya nuts about it till ya have to lie and tell them they were yr best lay yet....and lets face it girls.....the lyin gotta stop somewhere...lol.....
thats all i can think of right now...ill ad more as i think of them......and yr comments can add to the list too for sure.......
NOW THOSE R THE BAD THINGS ...ILL WRITE A LIST OF GOOD THINGS WHEN I COME UP WITH ONE....LOLOLOL....I THINK THATLL BE ABOUT 3 DAYS AFTER HELL FREEZES OVER...LOLOLOL......

lootin is a great thing at a mardi gras but not at my apt...........

ok so last friday i went to halifax and seen some pretty damn hot strippers (GIRL ONES OF COURSE) in sackville. i left werk early on thursday and never got to hali till 7 am but it was a super drive though.....i went up with nutman and his crazy friend bonnaducci (prob spelt wrong) and it was a blast....i got a new nic on the way up...its quee quee its short for queer queen lolololol....guess where that came from ... out of left feild i think not........anyways there was this black chic katrina and ohh what a kat she was (wink wink) had to give her a few bux to go...lol....and so did chris
so i came home sunday night and decide on the way home to stop in at my friend billys place cause it was his b-day and go to a gay danse with him and so i never ended up gettin home till 3:30 amish and as i was puttin my key in my door i looked up and realise i never had to cause my window was busted open.....no doubt with a 15 yr old fuckin elbow.......and i was thinkin that i was gonna take that elbow or should i say the whole arm that elbow was on and the other arm from that same body and 2 other arms from one of the other kid's body that was at my apartment and get them stuffed and use them as legs on my coffee table...what you think?..........
they came in around 3 am sat night as i mentionned up above before i got home from hali and my friends b-day get together i got in right after they had left the scene........nice hey...........
i had a few dvds there that werent mine and they stole them another of my friends left a chain that her granddad gave her stolen....my sisters columbia jacket.........all my cds and my stereo.........wel they got so far down the road to prince street behind stream and they saw cops and they dropped the speakers to the stereo and ran .... got away with the stereo part though......the cops got the speakers and so i gvt to get them back so well what the fuck do ya do with speakers and no stereo part ... little bastards......im sure they are like 15 16 and 17 .... well what comes around goes around for sure im a firm believer in that .... but what i do to deserve that?
im just glad my friends never got mad at me for their stuff goin missin they are bein soooo cool about it for sure...thanks jamie kiara and sean......(spelled it right this time)...right sean?.......thanks guys........
im in the process of fionding out who it is though slowly but surely id love to just flip right out but they are way too young to go knockin on doors and beatin em...id get in shit for sure.....anyone got any kiddies that will get on the ball for me ill pay em.........good flo for it for sure........and let me know through a comment on here........
so yeah to get back to the strippers it was at a bar called LORD OF MISCHIEF and it was kinda sleazy but i never seen em b4and just had to go i was even in perverts row .... at first it was weird but i got used to it for sure (wink wink) all the pussy i could handle ...... one girl even touched herself and then licked the same finger...mm....mmm....mmmm (as i shudder thinkin about it)................
well enough of that .... ialso bought a toy (wink wink) and all that talk got me thinkin i gotta go and pay a visit to the "pink dink"......
mmmmmmmmmm PINK DINK........................