My Phycho GirlFriend: The man behind the Snatch.

So now its time to write a blog about "Little Miss Georgina". Im sure you are all sick of the same old blogs written by her, how her life is so terrible, how her friends are all idiots, how crazy everyone is around here, and how much life sucks in general. You must be sick of all the same ol' blogs everytime. Blah blah blah, pinky got a big sack , blah blah blah, so i was drunk again and..... blah blah blah, guess whos snatch I bit......blah blah blah, ..... shadup........So thats the reason that i took over her blog and going to write one about her. Hmmmm, thats gonna be tricky though, where can i start?.........I think ill start off this blog by referring to the title of this blog. "MY Phycho Girlfriend: The man behind the Snatch". Here Goes!!!!

Well im going to halifax now, so ill have to continue on wif this after i get back, so stay tuned. :P

STEVE-O at the palace excitement factor blog..............the real thing to come

SO YEAH IM GOIN TO STEVE-O TOMOROW NIGHT AT THE PALACE IN HALIFAX....i cant even express my feelings for this one like my world can come to an end after this show is over.....my god im sooooo stoked its not even funny........im gonna take so many pics of it im gonna be still developping in june......and im so gonna get on tv too im so flashin the cams too....for sure like on someones shoulders and with my top off....prolly not but u get the picture anyways this blog is only for the excitment factor of the whole thing but ill write about the whole show when i get back................woop woop.............drinky drinky..............

friday and sat update.........

ok so friday night i end up at the bars what a surprize hey....but no really i had to go to a pub crawl with my man and his sister ...... casue we never get to go to sydney bars and thats the bars that were on the list...........i have alot to talk about for this for instance i got in a fight with a guy casue well him and some other guy (wont mention any names) had gotten into a computer discussion well a fight accually lol and then at the end of the fight he whispers in my friends ear that he was gonna puck his face off later......and i lost it........i went back outside to where the culpret was and started with my shinanigans lol....but as soon as i heard that the guy said that i said im gonna have some fun tonight...lol......cause well i love to fight not fist fight but go onwith my mouth when im drunk....................and what a ball i had cause i raised my voice and everything and it was quite exhillerating......go on i gues yr thinkin not quiet little old georgina....lol....yeah right so anyways to make a long story short about an hour later the guy was appologizing and askin us to come sit and have a drink with him....guess he felt bad hey...lol...or i scared him....which one do u think it is?........i think its the lader one........lol.....so anyways on to the rest of the night i got a little surprize when i got into hermans my friend mike was in there with a sweet little whistle and he was blowin the thing at everyone like ppl that werent dansin nice fat ppl and funny lookin ppl....hes so funny he never even got caught.....too funny picture a little skinny guy blowin this loud little whistle at everyone and never got caught how does that happen?....will write more later

when yr faced with a hard decision what options would you weigh out to make the final cut?........

when yr faced with a hard decision what options would you weigh out to make the final cut?........and what about the what ifs?......are they gonna be left in the wind to bother you for a while to come?...........
over the past few days ive realized that no matter how much you depend on someone or how much you think you need someone you cannot compromize what yr feeling.........i made someone close to me make a very hard decision and i know that if the answer isnt the one im looking for then i might be out the best thing that has ever happened to me but i cant help but think that the way im feeling about things right now isnt gonna change and i dont wanna feel this way all the time...............when the "thing" happens ......... i feel that my feeling are more important then anything else around me no matter what and so are yours if ya think about it...........no matter how close a friend you have......yr the one gonna be paying in the end for what actions you have made..............i think the very essence of that is lost alot of times..........most ppl think well im here for the long run may as well compromise my feelings for theirs....well in some cases yeah by all means but if yr gonna be misserable about sommin everytime it comes up well yr ultimately gonna make them feel miserable too so how is that gonna be good for anyone?.................so yeah ultimately you are the one gonna pay because they are still gonna keep on what they are doing and its gonna make you think omg i told them how much this bothers me everytime it happens and they repeat theirselves....thats gotta make ya think how much they would compromise for you............and how much yr feeling in the end mean to them.......
ask youself just a few quick questions ... say right now you are in the position to give sommin up for someone you love a friend, boyfriend or whatever and you know either way yr gonna lose out on sommin..............how would you weight out yr options....thats a hard choice isnt it.......their are alot of factors to be thought of..............and most of all the what ifs..................they can be the killer for the most part.............i thought my answer was given and the decision of my hard choice to make was made but to my surprize it wasnt and im not sure how to get the decision or when it is gonna be made....all i know is that my feelings matter the most and in the long run all things happen for a reason so whats meant to be will be and whats not wont be...........................and that no matter what the decision i will understand for the simple fact that its not mine to make...............so i will respect the views of others and not compromise my own views in the process however just take it all in and hope for the best..............
....im not one to push as to speak my views on ppl or make them make a decision on my part but when my "rest of my life feelings" are laid on the line and i think i cant handle sommin and its not like its gonna not be there cause the other person with whome i spend all my time with is gonna be doin sommin like every so often or whatever......that makes me feel insignifigant....well im not gonna stand there and have some other person in my life make me feel inferior to someone else or intimidated or jealous or like i said up above i think the best word to describe whats goin on with my feelings are they feel insignifigant to the present issue and well thats just not going over well and my decision has been made the hard decision is out there and it has to be made for better or for worse im goin with the what if's scenario and letin it ride....so you know who you are and i think this blog is pretty self explainitory.........im not gonna be made to share or made feel insignifigant...the decision is yours to make and i need one soon..................................my feeling are very precious im like a fragile butterfly.....lolloolollololool....no really though......im waiting..........:)

insignifagant or signifigant other....and what if they were less or more of either?..................

so lets start off this blog with a holy fuck.......i worked all of 6 hours give or take a few mins and omg it sucked ass.................i have the worst job in the world....i feel like im so insignifigant there on so many levels........like i dont own knee pads so im stuck on the phones all the time while there's like 10 ppl roamin for like 12 agents........i have no pull in that place no more the only authority i have is with vto and i take that on a weekly basis not hourly or daily like most........lol......hurts on payday though.................but on a positive note im moving away hopefully by the summer with my man(whom i am cranky at most of the time but i loves him though) to london ontario (his choice).........but anywhere would suffice with me......................
can you imagine living in gb and working at the only place in the town where there is any money if ya go everyday (stream) for the rest of yr days till ya can retire....omg someone give me a 5mm to nib that in the bud b4 it becomes a reality.................really though i wouldn't recomend that to anyone ya can start off anywheres well not so much london but anywheres besides here if yr leary about moving so far then start off closer like halifax...round up a few friends or yr bf or gf and head over cause ya aint gettin any younger and the experience is enough in itself to intice ya to go.....or should be anyways........
i've lived in halifax and ontario and a breif stay in pei.......these are obvious choices only bc most ppl from here well they are the only places they have been, lived in or sought out to explore.........so i did all three the only other place would be maybe out west like calgary or some place like that...........id settle for the other side of ns before here anyday for sure.......................
there is no room for improvement or stepping forward here.........its like when ya hear someone say oh i moved here from say toronto and ya have this urge to say are you a retard or is the ppl who refered you to this place yr enemies?.......................cause my god this is the last place anyone should be refered to.......................there's nothing here no good malls no place to get a decent romantic dinner no privacy factor no breathtaking views no good bars....well there are some but like 2 and thats not enough to keep yr interest in going even for occasions ppl are like well maybe ill see ya there and they think yeah right ill be home and in bed by the time ya think about cracking the first beer......................really why would anyone come here gb ns come on now smarten up........................
really though what would ya be missin out on or loosin out on if ya gave movin away a go....if ya suggest maybe mr or mrs right lives here dream on casue if they are well they are already taken or turned gay for lack of excitement .....................and who wants to be a fishermans woman or wife for that matter........oooooh my man works 3-6 mos of the year and the rest is spent layin around doin dick while you work yr round....mmm.... thats a man for ya.................been there done that.....no thanks........no offense but thats just not me to those of you who read this that are fisherman....im sure i wasnt yr type anyways................and not everyone has to think like me or change their views cause of sommin i write in my blog........im insignificant remember....no worries...........
i have heard nothing but good things from ppl that move away even if only for 6 mos or a year they usually have sommin positive to say like i payed all my bills off or look at my new truck or car or look at my new lovely wife or so on and so forth so what do ya have to loose....what were ya gonna be doin for the next yr anyways?.......spend the first 6 mos saving up and the other 6 somewheres else soaking up the sun or sceenery for that matter .... if at the end of yr saving yr not ready well save some more or go on a sweet vacation
if ya gat paid bi-weekly theres like 12 pays in 6 mos and if ya put away say at the least 50 a pay thats 600 right there that'll buy ya a ticket somewheres and all of us know someone that lives away and im sure they'll roof ya for a few months untill ya can get yr own place..............or find descent roomies up there to live with....everyone bunks together away to survive.....it might seem different at first but ya get used to it...if i did anyone can cause i love my privacy and doing what i want when i want ................ its well worth it to come home with half the bills ya left with cause really there is way more money to be made away..................and if ya dont have ppl to be spending it with right away like ya have here cause think about it why dont ya have money here cause the only thing to do here is go to the bars and a movie....well it costs at least 40-50 with cabs to go out drinkin......not to mention the $ ya spend on buying drinks for yr poor friends.......lol.......and well the movies is 35-40 depending if ya both want some popcorn and a drink..................asuming yr with someone of course..........................
and thats another thing that keeps alot of ppl here their signifigant other...umm yeah so YOU are the only one thats gonna matter in the long run...its cool to take them with you when you go for leaverage or support but thets what they are there for they are not supposed to hold you back from yr inhibitions or dreams or anything for that matter.......i did it once and now i dont even speak to that guy i thought he was the end all but well i turned out to be dead wrong..........and i missed out on a huge experience that could have been very good for me....no regrest though right....well sometimes ya have to wonder though...............what if.....that is such a powerful question so amall but so signifigant.............what if i wouldnt have said that yesterday or wore that on the wekend?...............would i have been more noticed or prevented that person from having that point of view of me or that first impression of me?....................so many what if's are created ni the run of a day that im sure ya couldnt think of them all or write them down daily...it would take so long..........................and creat so many more casue what if i hadnt took the time to do that what would i have been doing..........ya get the picture................
im not very worldly but i know a few ppl that did the whole yr in korea or china or wherever to be an english teacher there for the work experience and they thought for sure they were gonna die or be so homesick....but a year goes by sooooo quick feels like just yesterday i was walking into an over 18 section of anything and im 24 now.................................what an experience to live in korea the culture shock might be crazy and overwhelming at first but just like everything you get over it in time..........................
so i guess what this blog boils down to is.....................if a friend offers to or brings up the idea of moving away dont think omg thats such a scary thought and i would miss everyone.......embrace the thought and think how long ago does 6 months feel to you ........what were you doing 6 mos ago and didnt it feel like just yesterday you were doing it................and if ya werent here for those mos what would ya have really missed out on.......................

so yeah about that.............my bad...............

so appearently i was bad in a previous blog and i want to be very clear on sommin i believe firmly i freedom of speeh and sometimes it might hurt the odd few but thats the beauty of it .... speeh which is only words sometimes has the power to hurt sadden happify and or even sentimentaly hit someone right in the ear.....so i think that this blog is a wonderful thing for me and u to read for yrs to come and the odd tiome i will have a nasty comment about me but at least i made them care about sommin cause what else is there in glace bay to give one sweet fuck about ....... at least im makin ya use yr brain hey?.....................
i might not be politically right in all my views but who the fuck is these days?................politics gets ppl killed really though who the fuck elected george bush really think about it why are we fighting ... for land ... the sivilians......or george's longing to get in battle or wait wait wait watch the battle from a bunker in the states somewhere a million of miles away from the fighhtinmg in his silk pj's sippin on some gin and juice i know it has to be gin cause look at the guy he needs all the panty remover help he can get...........or maybe boxer remover in some cases depending on how "frisky" he is feeling that day..............
all this talk is commin from that bowling for columbine moie ... if you never seen it well its one of those must see movies you go into the movie store see a fat guy holding up a ball and the title bowling for columbine and yr gonna walk right past it...theres not very many movies lately that i would even consider refering someone to rent but really though that movie moved me in so many ways like up above for instance...what am i doing writing about george bush really though that movie made me care about sommin enuff to take the time to type (and i type slow) about.....rent it you'll thank me..........
so yeah back to freedom of speech and being "bad" ..... for that i am deply appologetic and maybe i might not name names cause that person wishes to remain nameless but i do want you to know i am sorry and that your name will never be mentionned again in that matter........................................
so on to some juicy funny stuff.................i have some things to consider here like for instance i have alot of things to tyope about my boyfriend and he might not like it but ill giver a go and see what he thinks if he dont like it well ill apologize in another one lol.........so last night i decide i wanna be bad in bed and i start to tie him to the bed and "try" to get him to talk dirty to me and tell me what he wants me to do to him and he starts to turn red but slowly but surely gets into it and i then do as he asks and its so erotic ... i know it sems to you omg id never do that or that you wouldnt feel comfortable..............well lets talk about some options here .....lets start with the comfort level of the relationship yr in right now and if its sturdy enuff to hold some comfort on its back......1: do you feel you could do or try anything in bed with them or are you so embarrassed that you wouldnt even bring it up.....ill tell you about my experiences with the opposite sex....in any other relationship i was in i would have to say no to that last question......you have to be comfortable enuff in a monogomus commitment ... really though if ya dont have that yr screwed and it wont come in time if yr already invested lets say 3-9 months into it cause your never gonna be if ya passed that milestone ya have to want to please each other and i think alot of it relys on how much you feel for the person and where you want to go with it..............i never felt so comfortable as i do right now in a relationship and i must say its a whole different world here like i feel like its not just me involved its both of us and thats enough incentive to get down to the nitty gritty.............and by nity gritty i mean holy bed experiences batman........lol......i swant you all to know that no matter what kind of relationship yr in right now you have to ask yourself one questionn to solve all the mistories of yr twin world......do i want to be here where i am right now in say 10 yrs looking at the same peron casue no matter how much fun you think yr havin right now its gonna be hard to get outta sommin that you've invested 3 yrs in and by then yr gonna be outta the dating loop and have to get over that loss as well ............ which could take months...........dont waste yr time...........its way too precious to play with...............get out and look for mr. right cause if i think i found mine then you must have some hope cause i thought there was no such thing as comfort genuine feelings on both part or even hope for bedtime "stories" to get better at one point and now im wishing i met him long ago..............weigh the advantages and dissadvantages.....go on go ahead..........if you had more then 3 major dissadvantages and i dont mean that he snores ant night or burps all the time cause those are trivial......but real dissadvantages well its time to move on cause the game of baseball put it right 3 STRIKES AND YR OUT everyone should play by that rule in all situations especially in a dating game.......................

does anyone have a fridge box they can lend me for a few months?............lol................

well i could go onto great detail about what that heading is all about like as in personal stuff but i dont feel that everyone reading this blog can handle my life and whats happened in it and why such a heading can and does play a huge part in my adult life and how it will affect me in my years of struggle ahead of me...................someday ill take this web page to a deeper level but as for now im only gonna keep it at a funny one im not ready for my fellow readers to well not so much pry but get a glimpce into my life at such a level as that ok ok ok so to make a long story short................the header of this blog plays a deeper level of consciosness in my life than i am about to tell you but someday my friends i will let you know how fucked up my life is at a personal level but for now ill keep it at the funny outer shell level that you are so accustom to reading about...................now onto my weekend adventures
friday nite was as they say the party night but i had other things on my mind besides the dozen of beer that stood in my fridge getting colder and colder for me ................ it was my leaving my apt party and what a party it turned out to be i invited well sentout an email letting everyone and their dogs they were invited and a measily 9 ppl showed up well all the ones that matter anyways...................i even hada beer bong to experiment with and well we had a video cam there taping my whole experience with it...........i had one sip go down my throat and the rest in the tub and on my friends ... the famous words of that night was that burns the eyes....quote from tanya as she whips the beer from her stinging eyes....................lololol it went in the mouth and dowen the tub drain .... really though how the fuck do you use those things....lolol.................someday when im a ragin alcoholic ill be a pro but as for now while im still a closet alcoholic...aka social drinker ill kep to the top of the bottle action for me..........that sounded perverted...lol ... top of the bottle action.....mmm....mmm.... beer bottle porn.....do ya think it would sell?.......................so yeah i thought i was gonna be crying the whole night but all i kept thinking was damn it i cant wait till the hard part...moving all this shit into a truck and luging it into another house was over i had some good times in that place for sure and im gonna miss it like a mother fucker but ahhh the weight lifted off my shoulders about the whole rent thing was the best thing that has happened to me in a while.....present company excluded of course...;).......(sappy b-friend shit).......
i think that everyone should and has to have a room mate untill they get married or whatever and well thats like having a roommate too right.....except in that case yr sleeping with them instead of just partying and 1/2ing the bills with the other person and oh yeah there's make-up sex after the fight instead of just a hug and im sorry...lol....;)............good times good times.....i think that might come sooner then later for me at this point in my life but im ready though.................almost 25 i aint gettin any younger..............
so yeah on to the funny stuff........lets just put them in point form.................

1: (me talking to chris)........ok so when we get back from the bar ill dump the whole tube fish+water and all an top of you in the tub so you can swim with the fishy .... sound good?............(you have to read a previous blog to understand that one)
2: (maurice) to get any woman you want just slip em a red rev officail sponser for the date rape drug...............
3: did you know you have a flower in yr hat...umm its an unbrella ... well whatever it is ts ugly and you should take it out...........
4: i wish i werent the only guy here i feel out numbered......so do ya wanna talk about titties and snatches instead?
5: omg that burns the eyes....tanya right after she got sprayed with the beer bong..........
6: is chris ok with you touching james grey's ass like that?...........(whisper whisper) .............. (me) of course its like touching a gay guy thats not outta the closet yet.............lol...............j/k james i love ya for sure...........
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can anyone give this guy the number for scholls (odor eaters) please.......................

so i had thisguy sitting next to me at the good ol werk station and all he did was flirt with me well pink style anyways..................takin shoes of first and shuving them in my face then it escalated to the sox commin of and the ultimate was him farting loud enough for me to hear and ... "GET THIS" ..... fanning the stink in my direction................what a charmer i've heard of pinching or winking or even the most common buying a drink for her but come on now really though in the pink family is ther any hope for any of em?................not by my standards.........and david just because you fantasise about me in yr daydreams and yr wet dreams...........dont get yr panties up in a bunch cause i wont tap yr ass all i heard about since i told you about my strap on i got for my b-day last yearwas you asking me to come try it out on yr dirty stinky ass.........................really though pinky this is getting retarded howe bout ill bring it to werkie with me tomorrow leave it at security and you can give er a go all on yr own..................javex it when yr donte then give it to yr woman cause judging by other ppl in yr family you must not be pleasing her with all that bag and no dick...........................
i happened to, the other day, to have included pinkster aka david aka wayne aka stinky fat fuck...................and it was all in good fun and he comes back with this comment.............

..... i always knew you to be a whore... been with my brother already have you, slut bag :D and as for my manhood.. no its not all bag but its none your business, dirty whores will never see that, only the wify poo, now goergina quit it the fuck out and quit throwing my name up there with Paul, your getting on my nerves and quit fucking messaging me i aint gonna sleep with you, whore.. fuck get a life....PENIS!!
Pinkster | 03.09.04 - 8:50 pm

now david there's no need for hat vugarity and dirty whore listen you smell like one and who r u to call me anything ............. last time i remember thinking about you was how the fuck did he get a girl let alone to fuck him......................really though and u only wisk i wanted to fuck ya........................ps tell yr woman i asked how much does she spend in odor eaters for yr apt?.........................
btw i have no intentions of stoping any type of blog i wanna type about in here.............why so defensive ?..........huh..........scared someone othewr then the girl yr bonin now like as in yr guy friends when you were younger might spill the beans cause during one of yr childhood "experimentations" withone of yr male friends ended abruptly cause he couldnt see past the bag?...................
and no i have never had any feeling sexual towards you and as for you saying didnt i already fuck yr bro..............member in the last blog the mirror comment well i have 2 eyes i might need contacts but i had em in every time i seen his stinky ass too...............so if that doesnt answer yr questionbluntly ....the anser is hell the fuck no...............come on now david come up with a sweet asscomment to this blog and see what a come back wif next time?........................ps next time im gonna have some interviews to go with what i write too meaning yr bound to have some skeletons crawling aaround some dirty whores closet and ill be the one to find those closets .... im starting to enloy this pinky please comment so i can start a researce blog for ppl to comment on just with dirt on you..................i have connection s and none of tehm have an alliase like you....whats wrong withthe name wayne im sure in some foreign language somewhere it has the meaning that fits yr persona....let me give it a go.......................hebrew...wayne.....long time lover of little boys that has a cronic ass problem..............sound like u?.......................

ever see the real little pinky.....its all bag...................the adventures on tower road never end....must be sommin in the water............

ummmmmmmmmm..................cant think of another way to start this besides .................I SEEN PINKY'S "LITTLE PINKY" LAST NIGHT..................ummm is it normal to have a humongus, like 10 times the size of yr pecker, bag.........cause when he hauled it out all i seen was bag but the pecker was there too just looked like a tic tak with all the bag exposed........................(as i shudder) (ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww) pinky bag not sommin i want to see drunk or sober or lets just sayt ever in my life............now im scared for life..............ok so im gonna eventually send the link to this page to his brother david............aka ..........wayne................pause a moment to ask davie a question..............r u all bag too?.....................like does it run in the family?...................
so anyways the power went out last night and that when it all started cause what else is someone from tower road gonna do during a blackout .... the same thing they do every night DRINK so the man comes and gets me and we head our way over to "god's country" with all the liquor he had and started to drinkthen i heard a line only a birch grover or tower roader would think of .... as the lights start to come back on they (joey and chris) say like almost together i wish the power wasnt back on so we can drink in the dark and also that when we get back we should hook up the x-box and light all the candles.........and a coleman lantern.....come on guys lets try to stay away from the tower road stereotyping....................cause the first thought that came to mind was there is so definitely sommin in the water out here...................
ok so we watched lion king 1 1/2 and at theres a game like who wants to be a millionaire but its like loin king questions and the whole while the movie was playin we're drinkin so imagine our dissapointment whenwe dont win the 1,000,000,000 grubs or whatever casue we cant agree on answers and couldnt get the last question well we did once and chris had the controler and he was next happy clickinb and we never got to see what happens when ya win....really though its a kids game like 2yrs and up im sure and we couldnt get it ages in the house ranging from 21 to 24..............umm thank god i never had any of the water..........................and i kept givin the right answers but noone would listen to me ..... right mary.......................
after a bit we heard the dogs barkin and the door swings open and there stands............(right right) ........ "god's gift to women" ............ mr. paul pink.................or better know as pinky really though gods gift to women.................can someone show the guy a mirror.......................................

fRiDaY gIlLwOoD---hOw LoNg CaN u HoLd Yr BrEaTh 4 A fIsHiE?.....................

ok so friday night i went to the gillwood with a few friends and i had the pleasure of talking to someone whom i thought a few weeks ago had ran past me to avoid eye contact and turns out that he accually waved to me thank god cause i thougt he hated me for the longest time cause of his new woman so that made my night well not really made my night but made it a bit better to know that one less person that i thought hated me doesnt...........
so onto the night i had a few drinks at my place with some of my closest friends and after a bit of laughing and burping we all headed to the gilly and "to my surprise" there was an overabundance of 16 yr olds there making me feel old but hey that comes with the territory when yr almost a 1/4 of a century (ugh)............but had some fun anyways ............ never dansed though......which felt weird but i also went to the bar in jeans and a sweater (wtf)............ so it wasnt a dansing night to say the least.............the night drug on and my boyfriend got really drunk and we ended up leavin not for that reason but just cause it wasnt as fun as it usually is so we got home and after a bit of "relationship talkin" we got on the topic of bashin heads off my cofee table and chris decided he wants to have a headache and bangs his nutty head off the glass a few times and as i reach to pull him away he realizes there's fish (fake ones) floating in my chineese bubble tank and he says "i want to swim with the fishes" i decide that my tub isnt gonna get filled tonight witht he fish from that tube with him in it playin with plastic fish so i take the top off the tube and stick his hand in it lettin him feel the water and take a fish out to play with to give him the sensation of "swimmin with the fish" so he starts to talk to the fish and i get a bit scared so i tell him to put the fish back so he proceeds to the tank with the fish in his hand the whole while talkin to it like its his best friend and he drops it in telling it ill see you tomorrow little fish have a good night.................so yeah that was my adventure friday night ............................ how long can u hold yr breath while yr man talks to a fish pretending its ok as you walk him to bed without laughing yr ass off so yr man dont feel like a nut?.........hmm think about that question really hard and then ask yourself how blue do ya think my face got before i fell asleep?....................

i had my first lick of a girls tongue....well that night anyways and i started my evilness shortly after and got a few girls to shake their tits at me

saturday night....................
was supposed to go to the movies tonight but without mentionning any names .....there was one too many ppl going....if ya know what i mean......so i got upset and never went ....ended up in syd with my gay pack pals and drank my face off...aka "sprrows away"...lolololol ...... so after about 1-2 hours of drinking it started....i had my first lick of a girls tongue.....well that night anyways..........(amanda rox)........and not to mention i was on the web cam on my messenger....do ya think i was bein naughty......a "lady never tells..... since im not formaly knows as a "lady" to better word why im not gonna give details is to leave the suspence factor and for u to think of some erotic fantisies all on yr own....mmmm...erotic fantacies....brb gotta go "spank the monkey"................anyone that knows me knows i wish i had a pecker only to get arrested cause for real i'd never leave the thing alone .... i'd be charged with indescent exposure.......id answer the door with the thing in my hand for sure.......................and i'd be one of those with a huge pecker like no embarassment cause well im hung right.....nuff of the pecker talk cause it upsets me........my virgin ears..............RIGHT................
now back to sat night..............
after a bit of confusion crying and fighting....all drama ya dont wanna hear about it......we all ended up in cars on our way to a fruit ball...to those less fortunate that dont know what a fruit ball is well its a danse at a hall that mainly gay ppl attend..................and i love them....hands down......after a few secs i was up groovin aka touchin ppl.....and i started my evilness and got a few girls to shake their tits at me............it was awesome to say the least having BIG ASS BOOBS BEING SHOOK IN MY FACE......and the overabundance of hot guys wearing great outfits making me look bad..loololol......was overbearingand i had to mingle and what a mingling experience it was dansing it up with all the hotties there...no snottiness there at all it was great...................all my friends there are the bomb without a doubt everyone having fun no fighting no arguing like a most bars or danses just all around sexy fun.............now as for this guy jeff i know his mom ended up going and she dont really know about his "lifestyle" he ended up dansing with me and i got off right on the danse floor splish splash....j/k....and another of my friend's cousins was there and his whole family dont know so i had the pleasure of makin him look "straight"......and waht a job we did of that.....crotch touching was involved but only enuff to be safe cause i got a man and all.......;)......i have such a great appreciation for ppl that have to hide such a big part of their own lives from their families it has to be hard for sure..........................the night came to an end short but sweet and we all drug our drunk asses to hermans....................and without a doubt hermans wasnt even close to being as fun as the danse we all knew that but we didnt want the night to end either so we grin and bear it and go anyways......not too much to write about hermans cause we all know the drill.......but i will however write my favorite quote for that night....MIKE.....there is an abundanse of guys in here that want pussy its disgusting...lololololololololololololol.............what side of the fence do you think he's on........but there was though you could see it in every guys face that wlked by...their eyes lingering downwars when a girl walks by.....and im sure they aint lookin to see what kinda shoes they got on...........................off with the pervs head.............off with their heads i say.......now onto sunday and another dreadful week at the sweatshop....if anything exciting happens all wekk this will be the first place i discuss it at but other then that ill be back sat night to tell alll the details of next weekend......tune in to next week when i try out a 'STRAIGHT NIGHT" just to see how much of a diff of fun i have....i like experimenting....in all forms of the word................ ;)