Once upon a time, in a far away land, their lived an extremly famous porn star, by the name of Mr. T. They called him T-bag for short, or should I say long. He had the biggest, hairiest, smelliest balls in all the land. Everyone loved to lick em, bite em, and suck em all the time. He was the happiest man in all of the land. But one day this had all changed. There was a new cat in town. They called him Dr. Dre, and he had the most enourmous, gigantic, humungous cack that had ever been seen before. All the ladies (and some of the guys too) came from miles to catch a glimpse of this massive thing. T- Bag was furious, he snapped. He was no longer the happiest man in the land. Then one day as T-bag was fed up with life, he seen an ad on the pornonet, that there was going to be a porn competition, and all the stars were going to be there, so T-bag was going to get his ladies back (and some guys too). It was to be held under the umbrella tree and it was called
"Under the HumpBrella Tree". As the weeks went by and everyone was more and more excited about the porn competition. By this time all the ladies forgot about T-bag. T- bag had a whole week to prepare for this big event. So the curtains went down and the towns champ (Dr Dre.) comes up on stage and lifts the curtains throught the roof with his massive meat hook, the girls are screaming and screaming and going retarded. Then the runner up came on, T-bag, he got up on stage and he got a few cheers but that's about it. Then the two competitors got up on stage and they started the match. They each had to see who could shoot the biggest load and the longest distance on it. THe winner got a town full of blowjobs and the looser had to watch with his hands tied behind his back and had to leave the town forever afterwards. The two stars agreed on the rules and shook on it. And the games were to start. Being the champ, Dre picked heads on the coin toss and won. So T-bag had to go first. Excited since he was going to impress the panties off all the ladies. He stopped for a moment, the crowd went wild, and he slowly hauled out his big pink bag and started swinging it as he was doin it he was getting a blowjob at the same time. The crowd was pretty impressed. After about an hour and a half, he shot off this huge load that covered the first 18 rows and got 87 feet in distance. The crowd was wild at that point. Then Dr dre came up and hauled out his big pecker and shot off a load in the air and it just came short of the 76th row. T-bag was happy and he got all his bitches back. And he felt sorry for dr dre so he got all the guys to come up and give him a blow job, while he was blindfolded. And they all lived happily ever after.
The end.